A typical fagit.

A fagit (or fogat) is a person who constantly gets off-topic, never completes any given task, or is named Ian. I am also a fagit, as i will demonstrate in this article. I totally forgot to capitalize that "i". That one, too. I'm so glad I'm on the Internet, where every single person who reads this will point out my grammatical errors, and NEVER LET ME HEAR THE END OF IT!!! So, anyway, fagit readers, (Yes, you are a fagit, too. By reading this you willfully acknowledge that you are a fagit. And also I don't know if I spelled acknowledge correctly.) I have officially run out of things to say, so, being a hardcore fagit, I will now proceed to BS this entire article.

So, there's this rock in a certain game involving a mix of the real-life states of California and Nevada that totally looks like a penis. I'm not even kidding. It's a tall spire-looking thing, with a huge scrotum rock at the bottom. And it's pointing straight up in the air (It's even got a head at the top). So, does anyone know when the Psychology chapter 3 and 4 stuff is due? Aw, who am I kidding? I don't give a flying fuck. I'm probably not going to turn it in anyway. So what's up with you guys? Terrible, I hope.

Do you guys even get what I'm trying to say? I'm talking about bringing the troops home. That way, when I use my death ray to destroy the USA, they can die pushing their families out of the only bomb shelter in the city with absolutely no effect on their so-called conscience. Not that the bomb shelter would make a difference of course. At least they would die with their families.

  • I would like to say that, since I am putting this on the Internet for 6 people to see, none of this should be taken seriously. (Unless your name is Ian, of course.)